Saturday, 9 November 2013

a facebook status that may have needed further explanation, lol

England V Canada...

I apologize for a certain Facebook status. It was meant to get your attention, but not cause worry. On the contrary, I don’t think I’ve laughed this much in a long time. From a few comments, I knew some of you are on the same crazy wavelength as I am sometimes!

Ok, first…how did I end up touring a stranger around Abu Dhabi? When you get to an international hub like Abu Dhabi, the majority of the people you meet were not born here. In fact, 80% of the population are expats like me who came here from somewhere else. Anyways, one of my good friends here is of Pakistani descent, but was born and raised in the UK. I’ve mentioned him before in the blogs, and again, thank goodness that I have his permission, but I’ll leave his name out of things to protect the innocent…and perhaps the guilty? (LOL).  I don’t mean to sound presumptuous, but when a friend of his from the UK rang him up and asked if he could take his wife’s nephew out on the town while he was here in town on a 15 hour layover from Pakistan, somehow I wasn’t surprised. Families, relationships, even if it is with people you haven’t met before are acceptable to just meet up with. We had a great time going to a mall, shisha at the Corniche and talking about our experiences in Abu Dhabi so far.

So, how did we get pulled over by the police? Don’t worry mom and dad…I wasn’t driving. In the car were both of my Pakistani-Brit friends (including the one on the 15 hour layover). I was in the back, the guys were in the front. I have a few thoughts on this one as to why we were pulled over. The obvious, is that a certain person who was driving forgot to put his lights on. It was at night, and driving without your lights is dangerous no matter where you are. Abu Dhabi is so lit up at night; it would have been easy to miss to put your lights on. While driving however, if someone doesn’t see you…yikes. People cut each other off left and right here. If this is why they pulled us over, than I am thankful to the Abu Dhabi police on patrol that night. My other thought is that it just may have had to do with the ‘race card’…a white girl in the back of a car with 2 brown guys? Better check this out. When we heard the siren and saw the flashing lights, we immediately pulled over. He instructed us to keep going so that we were in the next divot in the road where the taxis and buses go. We waited for the officer (that’s what we do back home, right? We dare not get out of the car?) He instructed the driver to get out of the car and then go to him! Bringing his licence and rental registration with him, the cop looked at him and said, “hmmm….you Pakistani?” 

“No, sir. I am British. Here is my license from England”.

“You look Pakistani to me”. 

He let us off with a warning to put our lights back on. I am sure if we had been here much longer and we showed our Emirates ID (which will hopefully be in any day now), we likely would have been fined. Regardless if why we were pulled over, I rest knowing that our police are on the job and alert despite the crazy driving skills I’ve been witness to!

Hmm…so where does that leave us? Ah, the police report. My poor Pakistani-Brit friend! There may be multiple versions of this one. The short story is that his car had been hit and scratched from bumper to bumper while parked. The car was rented, so he contacted Hertz and let them know. On the advice of one of our friends, he brought me along (female), to hopefully soften the blow when talking to the police behind the desk at the headquarters.

When we went to get the car, the police officer asked, “Where is your car?”

Down there, sir”.

“Good, you go bring it to me and I take photos.”

Whether he wanted a smoke break in the meantime or whatnot, we were just taken away again to go TO the police rather than have them come and escort you. I think we got to the police station at around 7 and they closed at 8. They were all ready to go home anyways and I don’t think it mattered much what we said or if I was there in this instance, they just wanted to get out of there as much as we did.

What else? Ah yes, on one of these other crazy nights, we made our way down to the post office to see if our Emirates ID was in. Walking in, we were instructed to take separate numbers and to have a seat. I sat where I thought I was instructed to. I sat beside a gentleman and I felt eyes on me. “Psssssst!” My friend tried to get my attention from where he was sitting, but I must have been in my own little world.

He walked across the room, “CARA!”

“What!?”

*sigh*, “Cara, get over there to the back. You’re sitting in the mens’ section!”


Ugh. My face went red and I literally had to go and find my place beside the other women waiting to be served in a public office. It would have been worth the trip had our IDs been in. Maybe next time. Our passports are finally in that will be picked up next week. It will be nice to have that particular document back again!

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